May 2013
cryptaniac:
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
deancasotp:
deancasotp:
casually lights myself on fire because misha collins exists
eXAMPLE A
godlegos:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
it’s been less than one day and we’re already shipping it
yahoo has no idea what it’s just done
lynzave:
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
winchesterwolves:
beingpansexualisokay:
shotadreams:
mage-of-katnep:
rainbowsfireworks:
confusedtree:
ollivander:
lampghost:
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be...
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
a-superwentzromance:
I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
darkflamesash:
ohmygogapplejuice:
ohmygogapplejuice:
sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like
I did not intend for this to be a popular post
wartortles:
wartortles:
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
scraggay:
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
bitchcontrol:
officialalltimelow:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
my soul
kidney
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures
It was an unintentional superwholock…….
She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.
UPDATE:
I’m getting all...
